Have you ever borrowed somebody cell phone or someone passed you the phone because you knew the person on the other end and they wanted to talk to you. When you grab that other person’s phone and the mouthpiece on their phone smell like shit breath…. How do you react? Do you ask to put it on speaker?! Just a question.
This is one of the many reasons why I love black women. This is why you are second to none. Nothing compares… You make a niqqa wanna cook you a cheese omlet with no shirt on, some slim stone washed levi jeans with no draws! That’s how much I love you… Keep doing your thing ma…. I’ll never stray. Sincerely, The Man Room.
The art of the GAP. It is something about a woman with a GAP in between her legs. It’s super sexy and a tad bit slutty. But its all the way hot. The stance is extra stank… it makes the poosay look extra good for some reason. But hey, I don’t care…. There has been many a day when I have pointed out the chick with the gap. I guess you can call it women crotch admiration. Well whatever it is…. i fucks with it. DILF SQUAD STAMP OF APPROVAL.
Real quick… Is there even a man law needed for this?? Why the fugg would a dude put on panty hose? If it they ain’t on top of his head to keep the waves tight…. then it is like super mega ultra gay!!! Totally unacceptable… you should be DDT’d on your lips for even pulling them shits up! So…. the answer is no. No man should ever be caught wearing no muthafuckin MANTY HOSE!!!! MAN LAAAAAAAWWWW!! *walking off* Da fuck wrong with these dudes….
A man is NEVER required to buy another man a birthday present. In fact, it is optional for a dude to even REMEMBER that it’s his boy’s birthday… ”Damn, today your birthday!? I didn’t even know!! Let’s hit these streets!”
Acceptable Man Birthday presents:
3. Sports Equipment
4. Power Tools
Anything else is totally unacceptable and a lil bit suspect. MAN LAW.
I would like to welcome people to the first SEMI-Bi-Weekly-Quarterly Annual Booty Meat Awards!! This is not just any regular Booty Meat awards. This is a Booty Meat Awards show…. for the people. Without any further delay. Let’s get started! The first award is the “I’d rub your Booty Meat even if you were on your period at night” Award. And the winner is….
MALIAH MICHEL!!!! Just look at the booty to thigh proportion of her! And I wanna play in her hair! She’s a good look. Ain’t too many chicks I would wanna touch when they are riding that Cranberry Tidal wave…. Namtambout? But this one can get spooned and everything! I’m just putting a wal-mart bag in between the good stuff.
Ok…. the second award is the “Your Booty Meat is keeping you relevant” award. And the winner is…
The winner is SHAY “Buckey” JOHNSON!! This woman’s claim to fame was the Flavor of Love show. I must say… Flavor Flav made a lot of asses famous. This woman has GOT IT!! She got that some Conjunktion Junktion back there. That is the classic Booty Meat pose too. So she knows what works for her. Stay Relevant boo boo… stay relevant. Very beat-able.
Ok… now for the 3rd award of the evening. It’s the “Your Booty Meat is making you Semi-Famous” award…
And the winner is…. OLE GIRL!!! Umm… i don’t know her name. All I know is this chick is from Chicago. I think she went to South Shore or some gott damn where. But that don’t even matter. What matters is that this chick is Finer than a mu’fucka!! You see the cuppage on her booty Meat!? That’s grade A+ Booty Meat cuppage right there. She probably dating a D-boy or an arena league football player. Or she could be dating some lame dude in a Chevy Lumina Car Club.. (Get it together Chi-town!) But in any event.. She fine as hell!
And the final award of the night is the “I ain’t got no muthaphucking ass shots! This is Booty Meat!” award… And the winner is..
The winner is TAHIRY!! How you just a regular chick and you end up more famous than your rapper ex-boyfriend? The power of the Booty Meat!!! She has power behind her. She shows that everytime she puts on tights! That thing is good… I wanna be friends with it. It’s kind of a big deal. DILF CERTIFIED.
Thanks for coming out… God Bless you…. Good night!
The “I’d Beat” picture of the day doesn’t have a head. Hell, she don’t really need a head. With all that ass she got, it is enough! Check to hip, thigh, ass ratio of this woman…. The spread has to be awesome. And she got on red…. Bonus. That’s 7 more pumps right there. But yes. Chick is awesome. Can get it all day. I’d definitely beat. Stamp of Approval from DILF SQUAD.
I saw the recent phenomenon of the whole “shit (insert phrase here) people say” went crazy on the internet. So I decided to come up with my own. So the name of my post is………… SHIT DEAF PEOPLE SAY. Ok, ya’ll ready? Shit that DEAF PEOPLE say…….. HUH?
THANKS FOR COMING OUT… GOD BLESS YOU, GOODNITE!
If you EVER “just so happen” to look down and notice a man’s zipper is unzipped. It is totally UNACCEPTABLE to go to that dude and say “hey homie… zip up your pants”. Because first off, what you doing looking at another dudes PENACULAR region any gottdamm way?! You never speak of it. Don’t bring it up. You just keep shit moving. You never bring up another man’s CROTCHAL region. NEVER! MAN LAW.