The Man Room

Just a question....

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 00:27:18 -0400

Have you ever borrowed somebody cell phone or someone passed you the phone because you knew the person on the other end and they wanted to talk to you. When you grab that other person’s phone and the mouthpiece on their phone smell like shit breath…. How do you react? Do you ask to put it on speaker?! Just a question.

This is one of the many reasons why I love black women. This is...

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 00:24:06 -0400

This is one of the many reasons why I love black women. This is why you are second to none. Nothing compares… You make a niqqa wanna cook you a cheese omlet with no shirt on, some slim stone washed levi jeans with no draws! That’s how much I love you… Keep doing your thing ma…. I’ll never stray. Sincerely, The Man Room.

The art of the GAP. It is something about a woman with a GAP in...

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 23:38:00 -0400

The art of the GAP. It is something about a woman with a GAP in between her legs. It’s super sexy and a tad bit slutty. But its all the way hot. The stance is extra stank… it makes the poosay look extra good for some reason. But hey, I don’t care…. There has been many a day when I have pointed out the chick with the gap. I guess you can call it women crotch admiration. Well whatever it is…. i fucks with it. DILF SQUAD STAMP OF APPROVAL.

MAN LAW #6 MANTY HOSE.... WTF!?

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 23:25:14 -0400

Real quick… Is there even a man law needed for this?? Why the fugg would a dude put on panty hose? If it they ain’t on top of his head to keep the waves tight…. then it is like super mega ultra gay!!! Totally unacceptable… you should be DDT’d on your lips for even pulling them shits up! So…. the answer is no. No man should ever be caught wearing no muthafuckin MANTY HOSE!!!! MAN LAAAAAAAWWWW!! *walking off* Da fuck wrong with these dudes….

MAN LAW #5 Birthdays

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 23:00:30 -0500

A man is NEVER required to buy another man a birthday present. In fact, it is optional for a dude to even REMEMBER that it’s his boy’s birthday… ”Damn, today your birthday!? I didn’t even know!! Let’s hit these streets!”

Acceptable Man Birthday presents:

1. Porn

2. Prostitute

3. Sports Equipment

4. Power Tools

5. Liquor

Anything else is totally unacceptable and a lil bit suspect. MAN LAW.

Welcome to the SEMI-Bi-Weekly-Quarterly Annual Booty Meat Awards!!

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 21:58:00 -0500

I would like to welcome people to the first SEMI-Bi-Weekly-Quarterly Annual Booty Meat Awards!! This is not just any regular Booty Meat awards. This is a Booty Meat Awards show…. for the people. Without any further delay. Let’s get started! The first award is the “I’d rub your Booty Meat even if you were on your period at night” Award. And the winner is….

MALIAH MICHEL!!!! Just look at the booty to thigh proportion of her! And I wanna play in her hair! She’s a good look. Ain’t too many chicks I would wanna touch when they are riding that Cranberry Tidal wave…. Namtambout? But this one can get spooned and everything! I’m just putting a wal-mart bag in between the good stuff.

Ok…. the second award is the “Your Booty Meat is keeping you relevant” award. And the winner is…

The winner is SHAY “Buckey” JOHNSON!! This woman’s claim to fame was the Flavor of Love show. I must say… Flavor Flav made a lot of asses famous. This woman has GOT IT!! She got that some Conjunktion Junktion back there. That is the classic Booty Meat pose too. So she knows what works for her. Stay Relevant boo boo… stay relevant. Very beat-able.

Ok… now for the 3rd award of the evening. It’s the “Your Booty Meat is making you Semi-Famous” award…

And the winner is…. OLE GIRL!!! Umm… i don’t know her name. All I know is this chick is from Chicago. I think she went to South Shore or some gott damn where. But that don’t even matter. What matters is that this chick is Finer than a mu’fucka!! You see the cuppage on her booty Meat!? That’s grade A+ Booty Meat cuppage right there. She probably dating a D-boy or an arena league football player. Or she could be dating some lame dude in a Chevy Lumina Car Club.. (Get it together Chi-town!) But in any event.. She fine as hell!

And the final award of the night is the “I ain’t got no muthaphucking ass shots! This is Booty Meat!” award… And the winner is..

The winner is TAHIRY!! How you just a regular chick and you end up more famous than your rapper ex-boyfriend? The power of the Booty Meat!!! She has power behind her. She shows that everytime she puts on tights! That thing is good… I wanna be friends with it. It’s kind of a big deal. DILF CERTIFIED.

Thanks for coming out… God Bless you…. Good night!

The “I’d Beat” picture of the day...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 22:54:12 -0500

The “I’d Beat” picture of the day doesn’t have a head. Hell, she don’t really need a head. With all that ass she got, it is enough! Check to hip, thigh, ass ratio of this woman…. The spread has to be awesome. And she got on red…. Bonus. That’s 7 more pumps right there. But yes. Chick is awesome. Can get it all day. I’d definitely beat. Stamp of Approval from DILF SQUAD.

Shit..............

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 22:35:45 -0500

I saw the recent phenomenon of the whole “shit (insert phrase here) people say” went crazy on the internet. So I decided to come up with my own. So the name of my post is………… SHIT DEAF PEOPLE SAY. Ok, ya’ll ready? Shit that DEAF PEOPLE say…….. HUH?

THANKS FOR COMING OUT… GOD BLESS YOU, GOODNITE!

MAN LAW #4 Zipper Law

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:17:06 -0500

If you EVER “just so happen” to look down and notice a man’s zipper is unzipped. It is totally UNACCEPTABLE to go to that dude and say “hey homie… zip up your pants”. Because first off, what you doing looking at another dudes PENACULAR region any gottdamm way?! You never speak of it. Don’t bring it up. You just keep shit moving. You never bring up another man’s CROTCHAL region. NEVER! MAN LAW.

The “I wouldn’t BEAT with YO DICK” picture of...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:08:32 -0500

The “I wouldn’t BEAT with YO DICK” picture of the day goes to Girl on Train. I bet this pole is warm and musty! Git cho ass outta here!!! SWING AND A MISS!!!!!

The “I’d Beat” picture of the day has got to...

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 22:59:37 -0500

The “I’d Beat” picture of the day has got to go to Deelishis. Or hell, I think that’s deelishis. I was looking for all the bullet wounds and shit on her shoulder but i got too mesmerized by the ass. I don’t know what it is about a woman pulling their panties up like that… but that shit is sexy as fugg! You just can’t do that with grandma draws…. that’s why ALWAYS SEXY applies. I don’t care what you got going on… If you not riding that “CRANBERRY TIDAL WAVE”, then yo ass need to be in some lil draws. Ok… comfort vs. Sexy… Sexy everytime. Lonely women are comfortable. So yes…. Deelishis can get the biz all day. Fat ass…. Certified DILF Approval. Keep pulling them draws up Deelishis. Just make sure you wash them mu’fuckas when you done. DILF.

MAN LAW #3

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:29:39 -0500

A man is not permitted to hold a woman’s purse for more minutes than she ranks on the HOT CHICK meter. 1-10. So the maximum amount of time you can hold a purse is for 10 minutes. I don’t give a fuck WHO she is!!! MAN LAW.

The I’d Beat pic of the day…… Mizz DR. She...

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:25:20 -0500

The I’d Beat pic of the day…… Mizz DR. She is looking really thick around her bottom parts. It looks like a great ride. Backshots would be phenomenal. Hey…. this is just my opinion. But hell, YOU SEE IT! Dilfsquad. Carry on.

Today’s “I’d Beat!” picture of the day...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:24:00 -0500

Today’s “I’d Beat!” picture of the day is from Ms. Briana Lloyd. I mean look at the body on this woman. Flat stomach… fat ass and nice tits. Check her working out… which means babygirl is athletic. And she can leave on them hot pink kicks!!! They would look great on my shoulder. YESSIR!

Today’s “I’d Beat” picture of the day...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:39:49 -0500

Today’s “I’d Beat” picture of the day comes from atlnightspots. They keep some nice ones coming through that site. But the way this lil around the way chick is stacked up very nicely. It would be a fun night tossing her around. She could get it on her ass alone. So yes…. I’D BEAT!

MAN LAW #2

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:20:07 -0500

No man should wait for another man to get in the house safely…. I don’t give a fuck if you dropping his ass off in IRAQ! Drop that dude off and chuck them dueces….. MAN LAW

MAN LAW #1

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:08:11 -0500

A man is never to pick anything out of another man’s hair!!! I don’t give a fuck what it is.. it could be a piece of lint or a piece of fucking gold… YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH IT. You let that dude know, “Hey homie, you got some shit in your hair…” You keep it moving. MAN LAW!

This is going to be a daily thing…. the “I’d...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:07:48 -0500

This is going to be a daily thing…. the “I’d Beat” picture of the day. And this one is a great way to start things off. Fellas, the one on the left is awesome in those tights… I’D BEAT!

Welcome to THE MAN ROOM

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:00:56 -0500

This is a place where fellas can kick their feet up. Get comfortable. Not have to worry about nagging. You don’t need a coaster. You don’t need to take your shoes off on the carpet. Just be a fuckin MAN!!! Whatever happened to being a man?